If life gives you lemons, make lemonade 

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade by PokarFace June 20, 2010

sweet lemons 

An idiom that is roughly the inverse of "sour grapes", though much rarer: insisting that something unpleasant is in fact desirable, esp. if it was actively sought for earlier.

"I know the guy's miserable at work, but he keeps telling me he loves it. Sweet lemons, right?"

sweet lemons by Calenardhon February 14, 2009

lemonshnog 

A combination of two pre-existing phrases into a meaningless jumble of letters accomplishing nothing but drawing attention toward the tool user of the word.

Hey dude
What
I came up with this new thing.
what the fuck are you talking about
Lemonshnog. hahahahahahaha. ha.
Your a fucking tool

lemonshnog by kevin's uncle March 30, 2009

Washing Lemons 

Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.

I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.

Washing Lemons by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021

Book of lemons 

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.

#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons

Book of lemons by I like lemons February 2, 2022

lemons 

an adjective used to describe anything negative.

syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst

This shit is lemons.
or:
Fuck you, you fucking lemons.

for example of something that is lemons:
www.lemonparty.tv/

lemons by not lemons January 6, 2013

When God Gives You Lemons... 

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

When God Gives You Lemons... by [The Creator] January 29, 2008