reverse frosty lumberjack

A sex position where you flip the girl upside down and put ice in her ass. fuck her until it melts, then put the water from the melted ice into a dildo mold in a freezer. when frozen, take the dildo shaped ice and fuck her with it until it too melts, then drink the water.

"Yeah bro, I gave her the reverse frosty lumberjack" "who are you and why are you telling me this?"

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

Bill Lumberg

Bill Lumberg is the character that is the workplace's boss in the 90's hit 'Office Space' . The character's personality created many variations of made-up words with meanings similar to qualities of the character . He is quite noticeabley stuck-up and a downright idiot .

1)He's such a lumberg , look how he's treating everyone .
2)what an arrogant idiot , he must have Lumberg for his role-model .
3) If you've seen bill lumberg in office space you know what my boss is like .

by abu hijleh April 21, 2006

morning lumber

equivalent to morning wood, but infinitely more manly and more girthy sounding.

"Man, this morning lumber is no joke. That's the second pair of Levi's I've torn through this week!"

I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.

Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.

by CougHunter February 18, 2010

Annaliese Lemler

A half-hawk, half-german girl who lives in the mountains of Switzerland. Sometimes she comes out to feed on young white-washed Indian boys. Used to describe a girl lost in her mind who's madly in love with the brown people and refuses to love anyone else. (Friendzone)

Friendzoned Guy #1, "Dude, that brown guy is getting serious action!"
Friendzoned Guy #2. "Yeah breh; she's trying to give him a boner."
Friendzoned Guy #1, "What an Annaliese Lemler!"

by arsyparsy December 22, 2012

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Lumberg Style

Having sex while holding a cup of coffee, yeeeeah. That would be great.

In the movie Office Space Bill Lumberg had sex with Jennifer Aniston and took a sip from his coffe cup while fucking her Lumberg Style.

by NMG February 3, 2006

softwood lumber

When your boner kinks when you try to shove it in her ass but she clinches.

She wouldn't relax when I tried to plow her ass and left me with softwood lumber.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016