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Legitimate Pro Tactic

1) A phrase meant to convey that a certain strategy in any form or situation is that used by the actual professionals of that activity. (Best used sarcastically)

2) A way to describe an attempt that was overcomplicated with strategy.
guy 1: "I didn't study for this test, I'm just gonna put 'B' for every answer"

guy 2: "That is a Legitimate Pro Tactic, couldn't possibly fail"
by Darkmonkey88 July 20, 2010
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literate

1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...
Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?

Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??

(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)
by CPU Killer January 31, 2005
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legitkraze

Discord virgin with self-proclaimed extensive mma and sexual knowledge. Claims to be right about everything. Over uses the word MAUL and only likes black fighters.
"legitkraze said Jon Jones would MAUL him"

"legitkraze thinks Marty MAULED him"

"legitkraze says it's the pre sex emotional lubrication. Achieved via fingering and cunnilingus"

"legitkraze thinks foreplay is the fingering beforehand amongst other erotic actions"

"legitkraze likes the visual allure of a gorgeous woman's feet dangling in the air from missionary"
by discordmma March 9, 2021
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legiferate

To create clever gifs in order to graphically explain a situation, circumstance, controversy, or event, for the purpose of fueling a public debate on said topic. A tactic typically employed by French satirists and commentators in order to draw attention to a topic, such as Scientology’s interference in media coverage of rape cases.
In order to effectively present both sides of the Masterson rape accusations , Le Monde’s editors decided to legiferate the story and they called in an outside legiferator.
by Oona Pelota December 5, 2017
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legitimate_garbage

entp guy fucking obsessed with mbti that slanders estjs
1). Hey! Have you seen legitimate_garbage new video?
2.) Yah, he was complaining again abt estjs
1.) Wdym they r kinda hot 🤤
2.) No
by jwjdjsjsjkajs June 15, 2021
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Legiterally

Something that is both literally true and legitimate at the same time. to show or declare to be legitimate or proper, well in In a literal manner or sense or Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling.
The New York Giants legiterally won the Superbowl In 2012.

or

I am Legiterally the best at drinking in the world.
by Chile December 27, 2012
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Legitimate Rape

Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.
"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down." - Todd Akin
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012
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