3 definitions by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!"
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018
Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012
Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012