one legged skid

the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.

did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!

by jessicool August 30, 2008

Lululemon legging girls

Lululemon legging girls are your typical white girl from short hills with daddy's money and probably takes french instead of spanish. All they most of the time wear are lululemon legging, or other brands' leggings, and in the summer they wear lululemon short shorts. They are most of the time very annoying and rich, but sometimes, if you are lucky, you would find a nicer one. If you tell them anything, the rumors will spread faster than the australian wildfire.

look it is the lululemon legging girls-
looks like they are buying sushi for an afterschool snack with daddy's money.

by T_T Kill_meNow May 17, 2022

Two Legger

Is a person who is so desperate, their bare minimum of standards, is just two legs.

That girl is so garbage only a two legger would tap that.

by Cob07 January 29, 2022

long legged mack daddy

US Senator and Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

Pastor: Obama is a long legged mack daddy!

by antiscian April 11, 2008

wood-leggin'

to continually make excuses for short-comings to your superiors, lacking ownership on your own part

The contractor has been wood-leggin' us on all their errors, making up excuses for their failures.

by ConstructionKing September 28, 2012

Leggings illusion

The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.

It's still sexy, but it's a lie.

Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.

I fell for the leggings illusion.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

by hteb78 November 27, 2012