LeChuck

Badass pirate, who at times is a dumbass. Note the flaming beard.

Guybrush > LeChuck

LeChuck would've been fine if he had just moved to Cuba.

by krizzle March 7, 2005

Laclung

A shorter form to Lactose-Lung. A condition that is contracted when a person who is lactose intolerant smokes tobacco out of a hookah when the base is filled with milk as a smoother alternative to water. Symptoms include persistent coughing, upset stomach, abdominal pain, and not-so-solid fecal matter.

"Hannah you're not a vegan, right? So we can put milk in the base?"

"No I'm not a vegan, but I am lactose intolerant..."

"Oh thanks for telling me. Laclung is no joke"

"Tonight nearly sucked. I'm glad we got that cleared up"

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"Your Laclung is really getting to you isn't it?"

"Why yes, putting milk in the base was a terrible life decision. Please fetch me your trash can so that I may vom into it."

by werepeople March 9, 2010

Lecturing

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.

Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018

Leclerced

To take out a racing car on the first lap of the race without getting a penalty.

Pierre: Charles just leclerced me.

Lance: I feel you mate.

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

Lecture

A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.

I have a three hour lecture!

by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006

Phantom lecture

A lecture which a student turns up to, only to realise that there is neither lecturer nor other students anywhere to be seen, even though said student is certain he/she is in the correct place.

noun. Phantom lecture

Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"

Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."

by jonnytee November 19, 2009

lecturerection

Gaining an erection during a class/lecture at school or college.

"I can't believe I got a lecturerection during my differential geometry lecture. What the fuck is wrong with me?"

by wl2009 February 19, 2009