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Chirp of laziness

The background sound usually heard in Tik Tok videos of section 8 housing dwellers that neglect to replace the battery in the smoke detector.
Tyrone wasn't expecting the "chirp of laziness" to overpower his vocals in his latest gangsta rap video.
by Linusdoodle33 June 12, 2023
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Track-lationship

The relationship that inevitably forms during a track and field season between two participants. Can be formed by two runners from the same team or even two from different schools. Usually a very strong relationship only during Track and Field season.

Ending of said track-lationship can cause even the best runners to run horrible times in the next meets, while the opposite also holds true.
Dude, that girl that runs the 400m is soo awesome..Might have to try and start up a track-lationship.

Wow John has won the 100m and 200m conference championship two straight years..You know he's gotta be in a few track-lationships.
by GoJo June 28, 2010
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Laziness

This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.
Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*

Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."
by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009
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Congratu-Flippin' Lations

Deriving from the Greek word Συγχαρητήρια/Syncharitíria but more commonly known to have been created by Ciaran Convey, Congratu-Flippin' Lations is an act of expressing praise, used in song by popular singer; Post Malone's (Congratulations ft. Quavo) in 2017
Well, Congratu-Flippin' Lations we just conceded another goal.
by CiaranClap December 13, 2022
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Lazinate

When you hydrate yourself so well that your piss is clear, but out of laziness you do not flush the toilet.

Leaving the seat up is optional.
Austin: Goddamn it Bryce is too gangster
Lee: Dont worry I just lazinated in his toilet.
Austin: WIN!
by random asian kid June 23, 2009
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Lazinsky

The power behind God. The strength of a nation. Lazinsky is originated as a Russian title for the most powerful. One who leads the pack. The Alpha.
ex 1: Wow, God is such a Lazinsky.
by Johnny Lea June 28, 2011
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Laiona

This is a girl with a big personality and usually tries new things. She could be the class clown but could be really serious. She could be a social butterfly when it comes to meeting new people. She could cheer you up at any time of day, and will always have your back.
Laiona is awesome!
by Disneyhhht February 18, 2017
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