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laxative diarrhea

When you take too many laxatives, and you get bad diarrhea for a few to several days. Commonly occurs after laxative pranks.
My girlfriend put a a bunch of laxatives in my food, and now I have laxative diarrhea
by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017
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laxacrap

I was backed-up for a week until my grandpa's Metamucil gave me the best laxacrap of my life!
by Anonymous987 October 25, 2006
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laxadasical

adj. 1. Having a relaxed attiude. 2. Not in a hurry 3. Mellow (Possibly a derivation of the word relaxed)
She approached her homework with a laxadasical attitude and she didn't finish in time to turn it in.
by annonymous- August 26, 2006
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Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*

Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.

Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off

The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Guy 2: Would you look at that

Guy3: What is it

Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist

Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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laxatives

Multiple consumable things to make you poo a lot.
See also: laxative
"Laxatives are on the top shelf"
"You look constipated, buy some laxatives"
"You're so full of it that you need laxatives"
by Techoville April 21, 2007
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Laxatives

Pills that make you poop. Mostly taken by anorexics.
Girl #1:OMG! You are literally skin and bones!
Girl #2:I just took too many laxatives.
by Mandy Maxiine August 19, 2008
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Laxamama

a mother who is jut as laxer as her son/daughter.
Man, Matt Ward's mom is a major laxamama.
by yungspudz April 19, 2009
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