lavonda

The girl that is sweet but will hurt your feelings if you hurt hers. Also quiet in always thinking.

Lavonda is so mean to me

by white_girly October 9, 2013

lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

lavonte

a person that looks like a hottie but turns out too be a heart breaker although he can bee very sweet when he wants too bee but he is a very shy person he is an awsome guy when you see the other side of him he isnt the guy u think he is but you would be suprised!! he is cute, funny, smart, sweet, amazing, but he is kinda rude when hee say's something you dont want too hear you would start too adventually cry cause he would get too you..!

wow look at lavonte he is soo finee.

but lavonte is a heart breaker i hear!

by t.l.r August 4, 2010

Boob Lagoon

A boob lagoon is the accumulation of sweat under and between an ample set of breasts.

Boob Lagoon is the ladies' equivalent to swamp ass. Girls below a B-cup may not understand the hot sweaty band of sweat that constitutes a boob lagoon, but find a C or larger and she will know!

by ColumbusDD May 23, 2013

lagoon whistle

A term used to delicately describe the flushed tampon applicators that show up in rural sewage lagoons. The cardboard or plastic applicator tips float and look like whistles.

Matt: What's the deal with all the whistles in the lagoon? Dan: Um...those aren't whistles!
Kurt: Those are lagoon whistles. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

LaVohning

Lavohn in (La Voning) is when in the doggystyle position with your significant other, you quote lines from various Shakespeare plays.
This normally substitutes spanking.

"Eu te brute John! Go harder!"

Dude that English major gave his girlfriend such a hard time with LaVohning she switch her major to Chemistry .

by Bobus HoPokeUs November 9, 2015

Goo Lagoon

When a guy cums on a girls stomach and the cum fills up the girls belly button.

"I pulled out and gave her a Goo Lagoon last night."

by YdgTheGooLagoon November 28, 2011