glocket launcher

The glocket launcher is a rarely used variation of the rocket launcher
Instead of launching one high explosive rocket, it instead launches a tight cluster of glock-19s, which fire randomly as they are propelled towards the target, before exploding on impact.

30% of glocket launcher users survive the firing of the glocket launcher.

by Le potat October 21, 2021

Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020

biscuit launcher

one who farts in his or her work area and the smell carries throughout the office.

man in cube, "what stinks, my eyes are watering"

man in next cube, "it's that biscuit launcher in the cube by the fax machine"

man in cube, "we have to get rid of that guy"

by the whole deal February 16, 2010

Rocket Launcher

noun
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.

Soldier: Bad news, Commander. A lot of tanks are coming.
Commander: We need Rocket launchers, then.

by Village_Idiot March 20, 2005

tike launcher

Vagina; part on a female where weiners go in, and then babies come out

I'm standin' there talkin' to this pregnant chick, and all of a sudden, babies just start shooting out of her tike launcher!

Man, I'd love to go to town on her sweet little tike launcher

by HB December 02, 2004

Fruit Launcher

A shock site on the LOLshock network. It features a woman shoving oranges into her vagina and shooting them out her anus. This is not quite as offensive as other shock sites, and has a humorous aspect to it.

Person 1: Dude, did you go to fruit launcher?
Person 2: Yeah. I laughed my ass off.
Person 1: Wait, what? What's wrong with you?
Person 2: Well, it's nothing compared to SourMath.

by guitarhero01234 July 11, 2010

log launcher

Anus

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.

by Hidge Quincel January 17, 2018