Latent heterosexual

A PC term applied to someone who is acting in a distinctly average manner.

Aw man - can you believe that call! That referee is such a latent heterosexual.

by Coach Albert August 13, 2014

Chicago latent homo

typical pampered spoiled mid-western boy with mommy issues. Would rather be alcoholic, pill popper than admit his homosexuality. Marries older, foreign woman to keep his cover with parents

That Johh M. from Palentine Illinois, sure is a tyical Chicago latent homo

by Mark does John M July 14, 2008

Latent Emosexuality

When an teenage boy is repressing or unaware that he is depressed because he is not getting enough gay sex, because he is not wearing skinny jeans and gothic-esque flamboyant clothes with ridiculous hairstyles.

He tries hard not to enjoy music by bands like Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever and Dashboard Confessional. This causes stress and depression, which is converted into anger to appear manly.

"Your such a closet emo, go put on some make-up, buy some nice jeans, do your hair up and suck your best friend off".

"Dont make fun of my latent emosexuality"

by BUSHYoooooooooo April 3, 2008

Latent defaulter

A latent defaulter is someone who visits a website because their default homepage is pre-set to that address, or are redirected to a particular website, through no action of their own. They do not purposely choose to visit the website but their visit is counted towards a website's traffic statistics, even though they may immediately leave the website.

When someone buys a new computer the installed browser has the homepage pre-set by default. When they open a browser window they automatically visit the website that has been pre-set. Alternatively when someone logs out of an email service, or instant messenger client, they can be automatically redirected to a particular website. These people are "latent defaulters".

by Levelgrinder July 1, 2009

latent response

A response that comes after a significant delay.

Sorry for the latent response.

by latentresponse April 18, 2017

latent appliance fetishist

A person who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Get the picture?

Mystical advisor... what is my problem, tell me, can you see?

Well you have nothing to fear my son. You are a latent appliance fetishist it appears to me.

That all seems very, very strange... I've never craved a toaster or a color TV...

by Zappa03 June 16, 2022

Latent Chicken Fucker

Someone who jokes a little too often about sex with animals.

Nick V is a definate Latent Chicken Fucker as evidenced by his casual use of bestiality jokes.

by DocHuskie April 10, 2008