When your making your grandkids dinner and shove your gramma titties into the stuffing and Apple pie.
"My grandkids wanted a Thanksgiving dinner, so I baked it all and then shoved my sexy saggy dirty pillows into the stuffing and apple pie, and served them a (Dirty Loretta) and drank wine."
by BiggestMonkaBallls September 19, 2020
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Lorettas are smol, amazing and the gayest children ever
If you know a Loretta, and are happy about it, you are probably also gay, or at least LGBTQ+ supportive
Loves animals and can read for England, America, and probably every other country in the world
They are very much obsessed with musicals, especially Dear Evan Hansen and Waitress, and would probably do very well if they acted in them
If you wish to befriend a Loretta, you may find them lurking around any local librarys, book shops, pride parades or theaters
Lorettas are smol, amazing and the gayest children ever
If you know a Loretta, and are happy about it, you are probably also gay, or at least LGBTQ+ supportive
Loves animals and can read for England, America, and probably every other country in the world
They are very much obsessed with musicals, especially Dear Evan Hansen and Waitress, and would probably do very well if they acted in them
If you wish to befriend a Loretta, you may find them lurking around any local librarys, book shops, pride parades or theaters
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Loretta: Can I buy a mug of it for my father Manley?
Loretta: Can I buy a mug of it for my father Manley?
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I wish they loved me as much as they loved Laketta
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I hate Laketta, I’m mad because I don’t look like royalty, like she does
by anonymous September 23, 2020
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She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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Girl one: * Minds own business walking down the road*
Loretta: Honey, Mind your own business! Ew what is that on your shirt?!
Girl: Umm umm a pink heart that says love. * She says close to tears*
Loretta: (Disgusted) Oh ok! 😒😬🙄
Loretta: Honey, Mind your own business! Ew what is that on your shirt?!
Girl: Umm umm a pink heart that says love. * She says close to tears*
Loretta: (Disgusted) Oh ok! 😒😬🙄
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