laptop years

A laptop computer ages sixteen years for every human year.

"Dad, I NEED a new laptop! This one is already two years old. That's THIRTY-TWO in laptop years! I can't go to high school with thirty-two-year-old laptop."

"Yeah, my laptop is five years old. That's EIGHTY in laptop years. Sure, she's grumpy and slow, but I'm used to the keyboard and I know where all my programs are. It's like this old La-Z-Boy: molded to my butt."

by Kate Saybrook December 10, 2009

laptop condom

Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.

It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

My laptop wears a pink condom.

He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010

premium laptop

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs

*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops

by Longdong11 September 24, 2017

Dell Laptop

Dell Inspiron. The Dell Inspiron (/ˈɪnspɪrɒn/ IN-spirr-on, stylized as inspiron) is a computer product line produced by Dell as a range of affordable laptop computers, desktop computers and all-in-one computers.

Wow, let's buy a Dell Laptop!!!

by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019

Just Using Their Laptops

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.

Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.

by Edwin Havisham October 26, 2009

Laptop

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

by arman patatanyan September 28, 2013

Working on Laptops

a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).

Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"

HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."

HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."

Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"

by DudeA October 28, 2009