The "inventor" of the bicycle. He was known for inventing the bicycle in 534 B.C. but everyone in the village thought he was whack. He created the handlebars and seat. The wheels were not very stable due to the fact that they have yet to be created.
Eleanor: Mr. Jonathan, didn't Kirkpatrick McMillan invent the bicycle between the 1830s and 1840s?
Mr. Jonathan: Why no young scholar who has so much to learn. Everybody knows that Bicycle Lanstrum invented the bicycle in 534 B.C.
Little Roy: But they thought he was whack of course.
Mr. Jonathan: Why no young scholar who has so much to learn. Everybody knows that Bicycle Lanstrum invented the bicycle in 534 B.C.
Little Roy: But they thought he was whack of course.
by wolfman yo June 30, 2006
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Get the Lanta mug.An extraordinary type of laxtitute. A laxtitute that will give up playing ladies' lax to get closer to the men's team. Since she cannot be on the men's team, she finds an excuse to be on the sidelines at all times: to chill with the bros. By keeping the stats for the bros on the team, a laxstatstitute is able to grow closer to said bros. While being able to look on from the sidelines, laxstatsitutes are able to talk lax and talk bros with fellow laxstatstitutes without seeming creepy while the bros are getting GB's(groundballs). Laxstatstitutes are often seen wearing flipflops, shortshorts, and a lax pinnie from the team they are recording GBs for.
Bro 1 "Who's the girl standing on the sidelines at all the lax games?"
Bro 2 "Oh,the one in the flip flops and pinnie? That is (insert laxstatstitute's name here), she used to be the goalie for our ladies' team. Her brother played lax for us last year, he had flow like you wouldn't believe, her whole family is a dynasty at this school. I don't know why she is there. I think she is our new stat girl, but she looks like a laxtitute."
Bro 3 "Yeah, she is our laxstatstitute, she counts the GBs for the bros."
Bro 2 "Oh,the one in the flip flops and pinnie? That is (insert laxstatstitute's name here), she used to be the goalie for our ladies' team. Her brother played lax for us last year, he had flow like you wouldn't believe, her whole family is a dynasty at this school. I don't know why she is there. I think she is our new stat girl, but she looks like a laxtitute."
Bro 3 "Yeah, she is our laxstatstitute, she counts the GBs for the bros."
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