Dennis Langevin

A strange bald creature that somehow managed to get his job as the Hendrick Middle School Orchestra Director, despite his love for souls and mustard. He will often scream at random times and scare small children. This of course is why he teaches middle school, not elementary school. He has no soul, but he DOES have a heart. This is why he takes the souls of his students, and band kids. He uses them to keep him alive. He stores his souls in a closet to consume later on. Dennis Langevin is not only powered by souls, but his love for Starbucks. There are many theories about Dennis Langevin. None of these theories are ever true however. No one has, and ever will know the truth about Dennis Langevin.

Dennis Langevin loves to eat souls with mustard, and wash it down with his Starbucks.

by RyanS34 February 21, 2017

Langst

Langst is the {anxiety} and {stress}({angst}) {Lance}, a character from {Voltron} goes through.

Emily: Awe my poor baby Lance misses his family.

Sammy: That's some straight langst right there.

by hahaimnottrash May 26, 2018

langelos

A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"

Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!

by Creig September 6, 2008

langer

1. a penis
2. a dickhead

Originates from Cork, Ireland

1. "She bit me langer off"
2. "That fella's a langer"

by Oly May 13, 2005

Langelos

A term used for someone who neglects children to play MMORPG. They tend to neglect their children, wife/husband and family members. Relationships with virtual partners normally form and are also found out. Normally families are broken apart, and the "Langelos" is made into a joke.

"You fucking Langelos, I hate you. "
"Dad when I grow up, I want to be 29 and neglect my children, just like you"

by LangMarryMePlxFromWhite November 13, 2006

langston mode

the term "langston mode" best know as acting like a african american male who is a gangster who acts like he his autism

broooooo im about go langston mode on the fo with my glock cause im black

by epic apple sauce April 1, 2019

langered

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

by pad July 20, 2004