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Landmine

A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".
Mike: Dude! Vinny! That girl is a landmine!
by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010
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An old fashioned roomba, step on it and it'll clear everything within 50 ft.
Car drives over landmine. 50ft radius spotless
by Eleegah June 3, 2021
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when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"
GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...

You: IDK is it drool?

GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?

You: hahaha Landmine!!!
by choover October 18, 2008
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A lesson at school where you haven't completed the homework and may be severely punished for it...
"Phew... just dodged a massive landmine on 2nd lesson"
by filthyemo December 12, 2008
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A landmine consists of placing a roach (or clip) into a bowl. Then, placing weed and/or tobacco on top. Such that the bomb, very much like a normal time bomb, is placed under a layer of dirt or grass. Proceed to smoke the bowl back and when the bomb is hit the smoker who tripped it must yell landmine.
*hits bong* "Guys I think I hit the LANDMINE"
by nascribe June 9, 2021
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simaler to the grenade a landmine is a solitary ugly chick in a group of hotties, but she is so ugly and fat if anyone slept with her they would have depression, thoughts of suicide, erectile disfunction, diahrea, and like most cases HIV aids.
Whoopie Goldberg is a landmine
by GreNchz187 October 19, 2010
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Dude watch your step , you almost stepped on that
Landmine......or man that lady's yard is full of landmines
by TreeSuperHero March 15, 2019
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