lardbeast

a person who is too fat for words but you want to bone anyway.

That girl at the other end of the bar is such a fucking lardbeast. You should go get her number for me.

by Kushboo June 30, 2010

Casper the Landmaster

Noun. Someone who is a hybrid of Frank the Tank and a video game nerd.

'Cspr da Ldmstr'

Reporter: There seems to be a fat guy with 2 beers, yelling at people about StarFox and the Legend of Zelda.

Some Guy: Hey look! Casper the Landmaster is on TV!

by JKell March 30, 2010

Land Beast

The correct term for a "Dog", a vastly inferior creature to the Land Monster.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their human masters mindlessly.

Has anyone seen my stupid Land Beast!?
Yeah, it's just shitted on the carpet!

by Hunter May 5, 2005

LANDMASTER

to protect and serve a certain proximity of space or territory. no such thing as a LANDMASTER. or is it?*gasp* Not cliche enough for ya.... wellz ask yur infested sister for sum dick licking skills

David Sakurai > so called landmaster "word creater" is the perfect example of a fucking gaylord taking it through the back door 40 times a week from his boppyhead fans

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008

landbastard

another more accurate term for someone who rents out property

My damn landbastard tried to put up my rent by 34%, when rent control says the maximum increa1se is 10%

by Josephine The Cat July 6, 2024

landbastard

A term for landlord that is gender neutral

My landbastard just tried to increase my rent by 3 times what is allowed by rent control

by Josephine The Cat July 6, 2024

Handbeast

Someone so abnormally large, they may only give hand-jobs

That hambeast is so large! I could pratically call it a Handbeast!!

by BecauseICanAndWill May 28, 2010