Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

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Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

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Land Whaling

When you fuck a big women on the beach

"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."

by DoveSoap January 23, 2015

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A landwhale is a humanoid organism weighing in excess of 300lbs (although smaller specimens have been reported). They are often seen in the company of other landwhales and humans. Interbreeding between landwhales and humans, although once thought impossible, has been know to occur and produce viable offspring in isolated cases. In fact, it is rumored that humans can turn in to landwhales if they do not follow a healthy diet and excersize regularly; this statement has yet to be confirmed by science. Genus: Homo, Species: cetaceous.

The landwhale attempted to climb the stairs, but had to stop on the 5th step due to heavy breathing.

by TheNaturalist April 19, 2015

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Landwhale

A glutton that is so fat that she is unable reach back to wipe her ass or perform other basic hygiene.

Members of NAAFA (North American Association Fat Asses) Found on NAAFA blogspot, Big Fat Blog and other fat acceptance organizations.

You had better get to the buffet before that landwhale does.

Those Wal-Mart scooters must be built like tanks because they can handle some really big landwhales.

by The Real Fat Bastard May 30, 2018