"anal lamprey"

anyone who sucks ass. typically subhumans like the 7chan mods.

"The Chan-wars...begun they have."

George Bush and Dick Cheney are classic examples of an "anal lamprey" since they both suck ass. Additional people that belong to this category of subhuman are:
1. Republicans
2. Nazis
3. Zionists
4. Cops
5. Corporate CEOs
6. All the mods on 7chan

by Pehn Nayme April 7, 2008

Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

lampreyed

Being sucked off by an a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth (much like the eel like fish).

Tom just got lampreyed last night. His cock needed six stitches.

by Secretmoose June 6, 2018

lampty

When the atmosphere of a room feels bright and open

“Wow it feels lampty in here”
“Yeah these windows help the room breath”

by Lamp enthuisiest October 7, 2022

Lampley

A sexy nerdy ripped marine with a killer mustache and killer instincts. Who has spent hours on "Halo" and who is scared of woman but loves his gf.

Every girl needs a Lampley

by fartbox34 October 15, 2023

Josh Lamprey

A josh lamprey is typically a nervous mess in the wild, unable to sting together a competent sentence. But once Josh Lamprey is comfortable you will realise why his dick is 9+ inches, also good at futsal

Yeah my personality resembles josh lamprey

by Williamslittledick October 24, 2018

Norman Lampeye

A gorgeous heart, one who heals, album comming just like we all are. A big big heart that you can’t see around which is how big it is. Harp. Sax. Instrument. If you think about the way things are.

My coin got bitten! I’m beginning to feel the Thunder like Norman Lampeye.

by grandcouleedamn November 18, 2025