Lamont

Sexy ass nigga ready to fuck if you are. mister steel your girl and loves to party
Nikki: Lamont stole jacks girl last week
by @Ifuckedyourbitchfatmotherfuck December 08, 2021
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Lamonteing

The act of blowing into someone's anus.

When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.
Did you see the guy at the club lamonteing that stripper? Shit's gross.
by SFWESC January 29, 2014
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Lamont

A bullshit "dummy" invoice given to customers to swindle money.
Derived from the 70's tv show Sanford & Son, the son, Lamont Sanford. His father would call him a dummy. "You dummy Lamont you dummy!"

Hey DK we need a Lamont, yesterday.
by Lagerhead01 October 16, 2009
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Lamont

The smartest Nigga out there an honest and loyal and pretty
Lamont is so smarts
by Mont love November 22, 2021
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Lamont

A person who likes to try multiple jobs, and refuses to spend any money.. this type of person hates his own country instead swears allegiance to a forgeign Queen
Me— your round bud..
Friend—- ehh oooh I forgot ma wallet ive no cash ..
Me- your a true Scotsman!!
Friend— indeed i am not, Im a loyal subject or her majesty
Me — your a feckin Lamont of a boy
by Jonus crumbs April 08, 2019
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Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
by Lamonting July 28, 2022
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Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.
Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!
by Krusty2718 December 27, 2011
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