National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

by JG00 July 8, 2023

lampoontang

A term used to define having relations with somebody without due care and attention for your standards and/or pride. May risk severely damaged ego the night after.

I got some lampoontang last night! i dont remember it well...

by TooCasual June 1, 2011

lampoon

To do a humorous send-up using lamps a'la Ryan Higa nigahiga on youtube.

"I think Ryan has mastered the art of lamp-based comedy"

"Yes, that is what is known as a lampoon"

by elephantspike December 3, 2010

Lampoon

Used as another word for lmao or lol.

(Text message) 1: I just had to tell my brother to get a fork out of his shirt. 2: lampoon

by Random bored person November 16, 2019

lampoon

when you throw a baby sheep (lamb) at a political figure...eg. JUlia gillard.. you do this like whaling except with sheep.

dude you just lampooned obama

oh bumma

by awsomness has a name August 12, 2011

Lampoonin

Chillin with a bitch..

Lamp= to chill
+
Poon= pussy
= Lampoon

Dude: Whats good for 2nite?
Me: Idk prolly jus lampoonin as usual

by TTKKJV December 17, 2008

lampoon

What one gets before one is charged with both statutory rape and bestiality.

Sexual Deviant: I'm so horny for lampoon.
Associate of Sexual Deviant: Ewe should be ashamed of yourself.
Random Urban Dictionary User: PUNS PWN!

by jgthomas January 13, 2007