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lamassu

Babylonian protective demon with a bull's body, eagle's wings, and a human head.

During the Neo-Assyrian Empire (c.883-612), large monumental bulls, often with wings and always with human heads, were placed as gateway guardians at the entrances of royal palaces like Khorsabad and Nineveh. The general idea behind them was that they warded off evil.

They combine the strength of a bull, the freedom of an eagle, and the intelligence of a human being Usually, they have five legs.
-Who was that on the phone?

-Ali. She said she was in California and she saw a building with lamassus on the roof.

-You think she was high?

-Most definitely.
by Lez-be-friends January 26, 2010
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lamazoid

A lame ass dude or chic. One who is lame and/or a lamer. A buster, skeezer or weirdo.
"Quit being a lamazoid Brian and let me bang your sister. Hit the blunt you lamazoid."
by Siegel January 14, 2006
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lamayo

When "lmao" is said it is pronounced lamayo. Often used in part of the youths language when something is funny.
*Friend falls over in the snow*

U say: Lamayo, that was funny

OR

*remembers a memory*

U say: That was a lamayo.
by toddywoddy January 28, 2007
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lamayonaisse

1. a funny way of saying the abbreviation LMAO if you were to actually pronounce it.

2. a humorous incident involving a condiment.
1. Petunia: When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes grape drink.

Phoebe: Lamayonaisse!
by tatertwat April 25, 2011
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lamaste

A respectful greeting when addressing lamas.
Lamaste.
by Orangebeard April 26, 2019
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lampsome

"Wow toilet, you are very lampsome today"
"Thank you Joker, you are very lampsome too"
":D"
":D"
by lampydampydoo January 13, 2022
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Lamao

When saying lmao like it was to sound like a word
Boy: Hey, I'm pregnant.
Girl: Lamao.
by UzuKyuu April 9, 2011
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