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Babylonian protective demon with a bull's body, eagle's wings, and a human head.

During the Neo-Assyrian Empire (c.883-612), large monumental bulls, often with wings and always with human heads, were placed as gateway guardians at the entrances of royal palaces like Khorsabad and Nineveh. The general idea behind them was that they warded off evil.

They combine the strength of a bull, the freedom of an eagle, and the intelligence of a human being Usually, they have five legs.
-Who was that on the phone?

-Ali. She said she was in California and she saw a building with lamassus on the roof.

-You think she was high?

-Most definitely.
lamassu by Lez-be-friends January 26, 2010
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lamasaur 

a lamasaur is the cousin of a rhinosaur as stated LOOK UP RHINOSAUR PISS a LAMASAUR is a combination of a lama and a dinosaur. EVERY DAY HE SEES HIS DREAM. Hes a person that can be all calm like a lama and all of a sudden hes all pissed like a dinosaur
DAMN DOOD DONT BE A LAMASAUR
lamasaur by poopoopeepeekakastein December 18, 2010
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