Lagsturbater

A person who finds pleasure from procrastination.

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.

by WikiRy February 8, 2019

Lagsnappers

Kids logging on WoW to play for 30 minutes before they go to school.
Ending in total chaos for the servers because of one million minor whipesnappers are in need of their WoW fix.
Lag = extremely high ping/latency.

You dang lagsnapper!

by DraxGoroth November 11, 2004

sir lagsalot

Someone who constantly has a high ping; either from dial-up or a crappy connection.

Man, that guy has a 250 ping?! Fuckin' sir lagsalot!

by SubtleJustice February 7, 2009

Lagsauce

a combination of lag, noobness, hit detection issues, spawncamping, modem tapping, abusing grenades/vehicles, hiding, running away,and other bad things, related to games that rip people off.

Gears of War 2, and Halo 3 are the lagsauce because people lag and dont die when you shoot them!!!

by KingVirmire June 3, 2009

Lagstrom

A name originated from Sweden, and is only the name of extremely attractive swedes. Anyone who doesnt love this person, is obviously jealous.

Guy 1: "look at that hotness"
Guy 2: "yeah, shes a lagstrom"

by Karinaandhearts August 13, 2008

lagslayer

The one thing on diamondfire that prevents your terrain gen from working.
How sad.

Why lagslayer? I AM NOT CAUSING ANY FUCKING LAG FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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by ScienceWeeb May 28, 2020

lagsy

A leet gamer who will pwn the shit out of you with the power of lag.

man i was laging like shit and lagsy pwned my ass bad

by Lagsy March 23, 2005