Lag

Someone who has such a large penis, he lags behind when running or other activities

1.That guy is such a lag when he runs!

by JEY11 November 2, 2009

Lag

An acronym for "laying a gay."

Painful: Fury, what are you doing?! Do you even know how to larp??

Fury: Lag

Painful: o0o0lAlA

by painful's mom July 7, 2009

Lag

Where images on a screen/monitor appear jittery due to a low frame rate. This Often happens in online gaming when people dont have a good internet connection

OMG i was muckin about online on mw2 the other day and it was actually lagging like a bitch

by Mr McSpewan April 22, 2010

Lag

Somthing a computer nerd says when his Computer is running slowly

Nard:OMG ma comp is teh haveing a big LAG!

Kevin: get a life!

by KevinShlaaa August 1, 2008

Lag

English word used to mean piss in certain contexts. See example.

Right Usage - "Jimmy threw a pint of lag at Richard last night, he found it on a wall. Funny shit!"

Wrong Usage - "I'm just going for a lag"

by JulesWinnfield June 10, 2007

Lag

Lag is a suffix and an acronym; It stands for Like A Guy, stemmed from the phrase "He's such a fuckin guy", and therefore it's root is in fact the phrase, 'Like a fuckin guy", or LAFG. It can be used to modify, intensify, or emphasize the meaning of a word by attaching it to the end, or it can simply be used alone, as an exclamation of emotion or passion.

Guy1: "Bro, do you think Mike the Situation gets active??"

Guy2: "LAG bro, LAG."

Guy1: "You tryna get some burgerslag?"
Guy2: "Lag Bro, fuck yeah."

by fugginguy September 3, 2011

Lag

What newbs do in online games.

Newb - "Omfg, I swore I killed you!"
John - "No, you're lagging shit balls, newb".

by NewbKilla November 25, 2009