3 definitions by Mycoplasma

lag

An excuse that noob admins use to boot people who are better than them.

Player: "woot! I have 20 kills and only one death!"
Admin: I'm sorry sir, but im going to have to boot you because you're lagging

by Mycoplasma August 6, 2006

A security measure invented by Microsoft that protects your computer from viruses by making it freeze so you cant use the internet.

I was about to finish my tax return when BSOD came up. Thank God Microsoft protected me from the apparent virus that is turbotax!

by Mycoplasma August 5, 2006

An online programmer's resource created by Microsoft; short for Microsoft Developer's Network.

MSDN is one of those things that works in theory, but not in practice.

by Mycoplasma November 15, 2006