lada

Receiving or giving a handjob while in class.

Person 1: Man, i sit beside that super hot new girl in English!
Person 2: maybe she'll lada you, if you know what i mean...

by kyle_gbe300 May 7, 2014

LADA

Like A Dumb Ass

Guy one: Wtf? Did you just friend your ex girlfriend on Facebook?

Guy two: Ya I did... LADA

by Lak Ehhh February 11, 2012

lada niva

An SUV produced by the Russain car manufacturer Lada, it has had the same design for almost a 1000 years and it is called the current Russian Tank, if you see it on the road, shout "For Mother Russia"

What do you drive?
A Russian Tank.
A lada Niva?
Yep.

by Fapoleon June 29, 2014

Ladas on the Menge

A way to say goodbye, pronounced Lay-dahs on the Men-jay, made popular in the movie, "I Love You Man"

Simon: I gotta go to math
Peter: Oh I have math
Simon: Alright, Ladas on the Menge
Peter: Lada

by sihudman October 19, 2009

The Lada Effect

It's when you see a Lada driving past, you know it will personally cause an accident or at the very least influence other cars to get into one. This is commonly known in Russia as the Lada Effect. If you see a Lada, get off the road NOW!!! You've been warned!

It can also be used for junk products making other decent products junk just by being in its presence.

Aw no! There goes a Lada...you know what that mean don't you? Nuts too late. The Lada Effect strikes again!

by Captain Loloch January 31, 2022

lada-dada

Doing it in a public place in a Lada motor vehicle. For what ever reason.

The car broke down, so ended up having a lada-dada while we waited to get picked up

by R Mutt August 3, 2011

Greasy Ladas

A person who drips with greasy chicken grease. Despite being so greasy, he is often seen among the supermarket aisles picking up copious amounts of grease of various nature. Sometimes it is chicken fat, nicely broiled. Other times it is perfectly molded cheese oil.

Person 1: Hey lets go get some crisps from the supermarket!
Person 2: Alright sure I would... OMG!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Its a... GREASY LADAS!
Person 1: It's disgusting, picking up jars of chicken fat!

by kateeedrasoon September 26, 2011