Pinzo17's definitions

Lada Samara

A cheap Soviet shitbox with electronics from Bosch (of course it's Bosch) and a motor designed by Porsche to use any fuel-like liquid the USSR was using that sold so much the European Union made the regulations on greenhouse gas emmisions stricter so it became illegal to sell

"The Lada Samara is such a cool car, but it's a shame it's no longer produced"

by Pinzo17 March 6, 2026

Ferrari

The cooler version of Porsche which is Italian, worth the price, and not founded by a Nazi for fuck's sake.

"Ferrari is cool"

by Pinzo17 March 7, 2026

Bosch

A German version of Yamaha that does basically anything electronics related.

"Bosch made the electronics for the Lada Samara"

by Pinzo17 March 7, 2026

Audi 80 B2

Very cool car made by Audi that can comfortably go around 120 km/h or 75 mi/h for 4 hours without stopping because the gas tank is 70 fucking liter or 18.5 liquid gallons. I own one that's a pre-facelift sedan in red with a 5 speed manual, it runs on diesel. Also called Audi Typ 81 or Audi 4000

"I don't care if my Audi 80 B2 is over 40 years old, it's still usable!"

by Pinzo17 March 7, 2026