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A beautiful model chick who has a cute personality and likes to be lazier than an old cat. You can't help but do what she ask because she's so sweet. She won't turn down food nor a trip to the mall. No one understands how she isn't obese yet.
Oh Lamoni, you're lazy as fuck! But, you're the prettiest mofo around.
Lamoni by NauseamRide August 16, 2011
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Laone is a name for a very unique person. Very kind but not the kind to be messed with. A Laone is passionate about doing what Loane loves and cares about his/her friends. Soulmates name probably starts with a T
Laone is so kind tho🤧❤️
Laone by Kinyyyy June 9, 2020
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An extremely sexy and hot male specimen. Good for everything. And that means everything. Very tappable and an incredible video game player
Lamont Blankly
Lamont by flameyou1 December 28, 2013
Sexy ass older man who has a GREAT appendage!! Gooood in bed!! Great kisser!!
Denzel Washington is soooo a Lamon.
Lamon by Kissez4mybitches! October 18, 2008

Law Of Lamont 

Believing in something that's false
Eric: I'm putting 1k on McGregor Lfg
*McGregor Proceeds To Break His Ankle*
People with a functioning brain: Law Of Lamont
Law Of Lamont by wehelmtf July 15, 2021
The last name of a royal descent. Should be treated like a king if ever ran across.
"My hands tremmbled as King LaMonde walked through the room"
LaMonde by chuck beaver February 3, 2010
One of the most annoying people on the planet. Usually tries to make conversation with people who aren't paying attention to him. He constantly talks about Texas, brisket, and coaching football. When there is work to be done, he bitches about his family being in complete disarray, ASF or coaching highschool football. His nickname is wedge...ie a simple tool.
God, I hate Lamons, I wish he would shut the hell up!
Lamons by Distasio9 November 28, 2009