Lund

A city in southeastern Sweden. Also the birthplace of Sena Lund. The place got its name from the little blunder.

Hometown of Sena Lund

by ff December 17, 2003

Lund

Lund (lʌnd) n.
1. a city in SW Sweden, just north-east of Malmö; population 107,351 (2008). Its university was founded in 1666.
2. a common term for a person of low general intelligence, a person notably stupid or lacking in judgement;
3. a person who lacks the capacity to develop beyond the mental age of a nine-year-old;
4. an overly annoying and abrasive individual; one who exhibits an irritating quality akin to having a wart on one's cock

"Did you hear about John?"
"No"
"He's in the hospital - tried to iron a shirt while he was wearing it"
"He's such a lund!"

"You've given it to that lund to do? You've more chance of getting a blow job from the pope"

"Have you been eating cripple biscuits? Christ, you're such a lund"

by Aromatic Plums July 27, 2011

Lund

A lund is a person of typically sub-average intellect who looks like a little but like a llama. A Lund almost always the prefix, "How to be..." before a sentence.

James is so slow, he's a typical lund!

by rajmabean February 12, 2018

lund

A mighty warrior, victim of penis envy.

When Lund enters the room, all the girls say, What a Dick!

by steve drake October 25, 2003

lund

a dick, cock, of a boy who's between 15-21

mujhee lund peena atha hai

by jrc January 29, 2004

lund

Verb: The act of desecrating one's car, truck, or automobile by the following means:

Step 1: Remove rear seat.

Step 2: shit under back seat.

Step 3: take some of the shit and smear it on the windshield.

Step 4: urinate in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir.

Step 5: replace back seat and lock car shut.

"Dude we went out last night and pulled a lund on the douche!"

by the lund master May 02, 2009

lund

Also means sweater, usually of mixed material.

Is that a new lund?

Yeah, it's 50% cotton.

by Huh What March 21, 2008