n. el-oh-el-san-chehz
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
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by penisaurus April 9, 2009
Get the lolsteriod mug.A lawlsuit is a frivolous lawsuit; one that makes everyone lawl. It is less vicious than giving someone a stevejob, as the primary intent of a stevejob is to screw someone over, whereas a lawlsuit is more about a desperate need to litigate in hopes of receiving a truckload of money.
"Judge Judy is a veritable goldmine of lawlsuits - just last week they featured a man suing his neighbour over a washing machine!"
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Get the lawlsuit mug.1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.
2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
Get the lolsob mug.An intentional misspelling of the word "lolspeak". Which is quite ironic, as lolspeak is wholly based on intentional misspelling.
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Get the Lolsquid mug.Laughing Out Loud Silently To Myself. In between LOL and LSTM. When you hiccup (figuratively) upon hearing something humorous but don't quite chortle.
Billy: I want to see the new Werner Herzog film.
Jamie: Werner is a little dramatic, which is good and funny...
Billy: maybe I will go alone tomorrow.
Jaime: yeah, then you can LOLSTM.
Billy: or just lol.
Jaime: sumthin like that.
Jamie: Werner is a little dramatic, which is good and funny...
Billy: maybe I will go alone tomorrow.
Jaime: yeah, then you can LOLSTM.
Billy: or just lol.
Jaime: sumthin like that.
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