jesus loves me

this is what children say after a good humping by Jesus

jesus loves me so much

by coollikesnoopy January 17, 2018

Please love me

Someone needing love and attention,now.

“Please love me, I don’t feel love”
But I’ll never say it aloud

by LoserBug November 5, 2022

love me do

A song written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney with George Harrison playing lead guitar Ringo Starr playing drums Paul’s McCartney playing bass and John Lennon playing the harmonica.

“Love love me do you know I love you I’ll always be true so please love me do”
“Love me do is such a great song”

by Owowhhsbdveg March 24, 2019

loves me knot

one day bloomers lead to loveless tangles.

opium poppy blooms for one day, then it leaves a (loves me knot).People fall into relationships then think if they compromise here,bend a little there it will work, but then it doesn't.It leaves a loves me knot.

by Dr.Argues June 27, 2010

i love me

Some one who is so stuck up, vain and has their head so far up thier own arse they can't see tomorrow!!!!

'It's all me me me me me with her!'
'Too true, she is such an I LOVE ME'

by Gerttrude March 14, 2007

love-me-internet

Phrase used to describe someone who uses the internet to boost his/her self-esteem and/or ego.

Can be used in place of the proper name of any blogging/social networking program such as LiveJournal, Blogger, Xanga or MySpace.

She uses her LiveJournal to get her love-me-internet fix.

He posted some skanky love-me-internet photos to MySpace.

Riley checks her Love-Me-Internet comments a couple times a day.

by K&K September 7, 2005

Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.

Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021