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lolGlider

A multi-talented high APM ad carry player who has the ability to 1v9 or carry any game in League of Legends. Typically seen on the EUW server.
Guy1: Yo no way you carried the whole game like that
Guy2: Yeah I just pulled a lolGlider
by doinb cs hack September 18, 2020
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The sound that your virtual teacher's computer makes when their cat is sitting on their keyboard.
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Teacher, your cat is sitting on your keyboard!
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by guyguyguyguyguyguyguyguygugygu January 11, 2021
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lolblog

verb. (also LOLblog)
When you live blog a sporting event, physics class, or other event through Facebook status updates, to the annoyance of all your friends. Usually alcohol is involved.

The amount of LOL is determined by:
- how uninteresting, absurd, or scandalous the subject matter
- how frequently updates are made
- how vulgar the updates are.
Girl 1: How was your mammogram?
Girl 2: They found a tumor. I don't really want to talk about it. Check my Facebook; I lolblogged the whole thing.

Guy 1: LOLblogging my calculus exam got me in trouble cuz I friended my prof.
by nederninja December 8, 2009
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lollafied

Being lollafied describes the state of exhaustion after having a good and funny time with some other chatters. Getting lollafied is mostly compareable to get satisfied but is only reffering to laughing.
1. When i left the chat i felt totally lollafied.
2. Their jokes lollafied me so much.
3. The best satisfaction he ever gave me, was to get lollafied.
4. I am so lollafied that i need a smoke now.
by RemusL April 3, 2013
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LLLLLLLLLLLL

you really typed this?
idiot 1: Oi did u eat the leftovers?
idiot 2:LLLLLLLLLLLL
1diot 1: what-
by Mushr0omElf September 29, 2022
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Lollar (£)

The 'Lollar' is a form of internet currency formed in 2002 by several internet forumers.

In comparison to the American Dollar, the Lollar (£) is its virtual equivalent, except that instead of a federal reserve with interest rate control powers, the laughter of the internet controls the value of the Lollar.

The currency is broken down very similar to its American non-virtual counterpart:

"Lol" is £0.01
"Lolcrumpet" is £0.05
"Lolcookie" is £0.10
"Lolmuffin" is £0.25
"Loldoughnut" is £0.50
"Lollar" is £1.00
"Lollarscone" is £5.00
"Lollarbagel" is £10.00
"Lollarbiscuit" is £20.00
"Lollarwaffle" is £50.00
"Lollarcaek" is £100.00 --which can either be a single 'note', or 100 'Lollars' in a single "caek" or stack.
"Lollarpancaek" is £500.00
"Lollarpropercaek " is £1000.00

Alternatively, there is also the "Kek". Unfortunately, "Keks" are valued similar to the Japanese Yen, and those have no pre-names. You simply have 1003 "Keks" instead of Lollarpropercake three Lollars.

Laughter is the very currency the internet thrives by. We're technically all very wealthy. Except for Emo kids. Their internet currency, the "Moan"(m s/w), is always in a depression.

The matter of the entire currency being named primarily after forms of breakfast pastries or those used for treats and/or tea times is simply an extra statement that the internet is indeed full of overweight nerdy men with no lives who love to stuff their faces with sugary goodness as their pimples explode onto their keyboards whilst they play popular online MMORPGS.

Also, for every man or woman who dies while playing an online video game, the overall power and value of the Lollar increases nearly exponentially.

If major pornography networks were to be taken offline, the Lollar would plummet in value overnight and an internet depression would start, sparking riots and supernatural occurrences of yards cutting themselves as well as giant boxy glasses and people walking directly into walls because they cannont see due to emo hair.
"You owe me a Lollar (£)"
"Lol"
"I'm not joking, you think a single Lol is going to get me off your back? You owe me a hundred lols, or I break your ankle and you owe me a Lollarcaek."
"Fine... here.... lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
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lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollol"
"Finally. Jeez, did you HAVE to give it all to me in change?"
";_;, now all I have is a couple of Moans."
by Leuthesius October 13, 2007
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LOLAL

To find something mildly amusing, yet not quite worthy of a full LOL you would LOLAL - "Laugh Out Loud A Little".
Ray - I want to buy a house and have 50K for a deposit
Bob - You have too much money and should give me some.
Andy - LOLAL
by The_Si_Moon May 4, 2010
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