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Lindsey Graham Cracker

1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.
by Public Publius October 11, 2018
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lindsey morgan

A blessing. A gorgeous, fit as fuck actress currently playing Raven Reyes on the 1OO. She is an intelligent WoC who understands her impact and the significance of representing a kickass Latina engineer with a disability. Her acting is underrated and the extent of her potential has been largely untapped. She is devoutly committed to the ingenuity of acting and even dislocated her shoulder during an intense scene. Lindsey Morgan fans hope she will be cast as Batgirl or other well regarded protagonist that spotlights the depth of her acting as well as her athleticism. She speaks up for the importance of representation of Latina women and women in general. Lindsey Morgan is the hero we want but don't deserve.
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Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.
That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018
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Lindsey Graham

A fluffer. In reference to Lindsey Graham performing fellatio on Donald John Trump before they screw America.
Ted Cruz was the gay porn star’s Lindsey Graham.“
by KnowSpin January 9, 2021
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Fat Linda

A women who decides that invading others privacy is a sport. She reads there mail and otherwise stalks them and tattles to the authorities.
Fat Linda took a disliking to me and therefore tried to single handedly create my demise.
by thevindicatorofthedamned June 5, 2009
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Lindsey Graham

A Republican Senator from South Carolina that frequently plays ass-grab with John McCain, and Joe Lieberman. Attempted to gain the Republican Party presidential ticket in the 2016 election course, but suspended his campaign due to low poll numbers and absence of support.
Lindsey Graham called Republican candidate and now president Donald Trump a "jackass." Trump later came back by calling Graham a idiot, and releasing out his personal cell phone number.
by BlenderThatBlendsThings February 1, 2017
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Lindsey Buckingham

A member of the rock band, Fleetwood Mac. An under rated guitarist.
Former member of Buckingham Nicks.
by P Broz July 4, 2006
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