single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Brown Letter

A letter containing poo.

When she retired she mailed her ancient workplace, but didn't get her job back because they were brown letters.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

black-letter day

a day on which a great incident of misfortune happened or has happened.

September eleven is a black-letter day in the world history of terrorism.

by uttam maharjan March 13, 2010

letter in the mail box

This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!

aka - wedgey

boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.

by troubledemon March 27, 2009

bong letter

A standard rejection form letter from a company.

Chris used the phrase "bong letter" but neither my coworker or I believe him, so we looked it up on google and eventually found what he was talking about. It's some sort of rejection letter.

by ajna April 3, 2007

bum letter

a person who "lets" it up the bum.

person 1: I took up the bum last night
person 2: LOL BUM LETTER

by reftgyer January 25, 2008