the reason why we chant "overrated!!!"
He cant shoot yet takes fadeaway threes. Hes a cocky bastard and is a ballhog.
He cant make a game winning shot for his life, yet takes shots at the buzzer while double covered.
He chokes in basketball more than gay porn stars choke on dick!
He cant shoot yet takes fadeaway threes. Hes a cocky bastard and is a ballhog.
He cant make a game winning shot for his life, yet takes shots at the buzzer while double covered.
He chokes in basketball more than gay porn stars choke on dick!
by hqwfhf May 27, 2008
Time to clean the slate on the LeBron James definition. A pathetic, ego driven traitor and the main villain of the NBA. His departure to the Heat was truly disgraceful to Cleveland. He decided to announce his move in a classless fashion which is a big fuck you, with no proper goodbye to Cleveland. He whines about not winning rings when in reality he wants to play with 2 of his butt buddies. His explanation for all of this was a lie.
Queen James' decision to sign with the Heat happened to be planned out since 2008, when his boyfriends, Dwyane Fade and Christy Bosh were on the U.S. team in the Olympics. Turns out LeBron could have gotten a championship with the Cavs, he just decided to quit like a fucking bitch in the playoffs (2009 vs Magic; 2010 vs Celtics.). The 3 lovers decided to join forces today all because they were pulverizing countries who don't give a squirt of piss about basketball.
He didn't wake up the morning of his decision day and talk with his mother about it. Your mother would sure as hell not be okay with you blowing up half of a U.S. state to kingdom come including where you live just to get a small piece of plastic around your finger.
And thus his lack of backbone and machismo proves himself as not a knight but a knave, not a leader but a follower, not a winner but a loser! And not only that Cleveland and Akron hate him now but so do the other teams, realizing his free agency was a fucking rig. He's never going to be on par with Jordan and Kobe.
Queen James' decision to sign with the Heat happened to be planned out since 2008, when his boyfriends, Dwyane Fade and Christy Bosh were on the U.S. team in the Olympics. Turns out LeBron could have gotten a championship with the Cavs, he just decided to quit like a fucking bitch in the playoffs (2009 vs Magic; 2010 vs Celtics.). The 3 lovers decided to join forces today all because they were pulverizing countries who don't give a squirt of piss about basketball.
He didn't wake up the morning of his decision day and talk with his mother about it. Your mother would sure as hell not be okay with you blowing up half of a U.S. state to kingdom come including where you live just to get a small piece of plastic around your finger.
And thus his lack of backbone and machismo proves himself as not a knight but a knave, not a leader but a follower, not a winner but a loser! And not only that Cleveland and Akron hate him now but so do the other teams, realizing his free agency was a fucking rig. He's never going to be on par with Jordan and Kobe.
Miami fan: HAHAHA WE GOT LeBron James and Cleveland sucks!
Cleveland fan: Nooooo. Now that you got LeBron, Miami sucks. Oh and they just lost again. Throw another jersey on the fire.
Cleveland fan: Nooooo. Now that you got LeBron, Miami sucks. Oh and they just lost again. Throw another jersey on the fire.
by Smart American Male July 11, 2010
synonymous with bitch or pussy. One who is disloyal and narcissistic. Could not win title in his hometown so he decided to try and buy a championship.
by daking23 July 10, 2010
The definition of a coward.
by Lakers4life89 December 11, 2010
The Lebron James is when someone sneaks around with a handful of flower, finds a victim, throws the flower in or around the face of the victim, and simply just shouts LEBRON JAMES.
Jimmie: Yo blake, what did u do last night?
Blake: Oh not much, just gave Brett The Lebron James.
Jimmie: Oh shit. Thats Epic.
Blake: It defineltly got Heated after that.
Blake: Oh not much, just gave Brett The Lebron James.
Jimmie: Oh shit. Thats Epic.
Blake: It defineltly got Heated after that.
by bubblesoxdz November 08, 2010
verb. To fart a cloud of white powder into someone's face. Usually achieved by sprinkling baby-powder in your ass crack then farting a cloud in your partner's eager face. However, you can be creative; it works with many different powders and also can be done with queefs.
Hey baby get your sister I'm gonna Lebron James you both until you look like casper the ghost.
Dude, she let out a Lebron Cloud soo big that it started raining.
Dude, she let out a Lebron Cloud soo big that it started raining.
by P-B-J October 16, 2010
an ovverated piece of shit who doesnt pass the ball who got the 2009 mvp award even though it should have been dwayne wade.
lebron james is a cunt
by lebronhater_nba2k9 May 05, 2009