black lanyard

a term used when a woman has an ultimately massive bum. these women are often known for trading sex for money

did you hear saharahs got a new job?

yeah I heard it’s smth to do with a “black lanyard”

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

Harry's Lanyard

A way to describe something that keeps getting stolen.
"Harry's Lanyard" has become a meme.

"Harry isn't getting his Lanyard back"
"Harry's Lanyard is on the roof and he ain't getting it back lol"

by Martinlovesfood December 17, 2019

Lanhard's Theorem

From any page in Wikipedia, it will never take more than 5 page-link clicks to access the Wikipedia article on Hitler.

Examples of Lanhard's Theorem:

Donut -> World War II -> Hitler

Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler

by Michael McMinn March 4, 2008

Lanard

A kind hearted person, who likes to chill. Lanard’s are typically nice with girls. Lanard’s mostly have big dicks but would never say it around people because they’re humble.

Lanard is so nice like wtf.

by Lanard November 22, 2021

landards

A person who has low standards.

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks

by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009

Lanlard

To bluntly shut down a proposed idea or incorrect query via a pause and simple "No". Often to the specific embarrassment of the subject.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

"Don't you cook to 165° C to make honeycomb?"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”

"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"

by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021

lanyardlicious

Adj.- the sexyness and/or hottness that comes with wearing a lanyard.

My sears essentials name tag (a lanyard)makes me totally lanyardlicious.

by Murphy D September 25, 2005