Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.
"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"
by J Bornberg December 22, 2004
Get the Flying Landshark mug.The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.”
My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams. Sometimes, I like to have the other person start a few rooms away so I can hear the entire thing before engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles.
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Get the The landshark mug.The art of efficiently scooping ground balls in the game of Lacrosse. Can also be shortened to GBL for quick reference.
by Chupasquanchmo May 12, 2016
Get the ground ball landshark mug.The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.
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"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"
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Get the Missouri Landshark mug.Landmark Christian school is built on top of the train tracks. Bill thorn is God himself. The cross country team wins state every year. #15 on the basketball team is cute and a baller. Everyone on the football team left to go to a better highschool.
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1. Another name for an inexperienced person, a newb.
2. A person with no impressive talents, a failure.
1. Another name for an inexperienced person, a newb.
2. A person with no impressive talents, a failure.
You were kind of a landshrimp last night, learn how to shoot your vodka.
I saw some landshrimp wearing socks with his sandals. Horf.
I saw some landshrimp wearing socks with his sandals. Horf.
by EssDizz December 18, 2009
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