3 definitions by Chupasquanchmo
An aristocracy of lacrosse fanatics hell bent on eliminating all other sports. The Laxmariks come from a long lineage of mustached douche baggery.
Kazmo Laxmariks told me that I better respect his lacrosse experience or else he'd put me on a breathing tube.
by Chupasquanchmo May 15, 2016
The art of efficiently scooping ground balls in the game of Lacrosse. Can also be shortened to GBL for quick reference.
by Chupasquanchmo May 10, 2016
A male from the age of 25 or so onwards that can't give up the life of laxing. Generally they become highly offended when you disrespect the sport of lacrosse. Signs of an exlax bro are...
• Their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•They play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•They wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a D3 school.
• Their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•They play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•They wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a D3 school.
by Chupasquanchmo May 31, 2016