lag

Number one cause of violence amongst gamers.

Gamer with bloody knuckles comes into a bar. The barkeep asks, "What happened to you?" To which the games replies: "Lag..."

by Digital Douglas February 18, 2010

Lag

Something that happens upon people with slow connections, or idiots who don't know when to stop downloading porn.

me: Why does it lag so much? Who the $^@# is downloading porn?
some idiot: me

by Kestrel December 28, 2005

lag

A newb's excuse for getting pwned

some guy:OFMG Lag
me:STFU this is a LAN newb. I pwnt yoos.

by BullChri May 25, 2005

lag

a term from online games desciribing a problem in a game causing people or objects to "freeze" and re-apear elseware, very annoying and sometimes used as an excuse by noobs (e.g. noob just got killed so he says: "Stupid lag!!!!")

dude, this map is lagging like crazy!
man the lag is killin me!

by dadefiner December 22, 2008

No lags

When you ask someone if theyvare going to keep a promise or not.

Movies friday night, No lags though.

by Quinzelromo August 31, 2016

lag

Slowness in an online game because of a bad server, or an over-abundance of people using it.

Uber-l33t-noobzorman: "OMFG damn lag... a poring just killed me..."
Me: "dude... you just suck."

by The Ownage February 24, 2005

lagging it

Messing up in life; Failed at something very important

McCain was lagging it toward the end of the election campaign. That is why he lost

by SupermanDantheMan March 25, 2009