Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"
Watch out "Skeeter" went to that new mexican resturant now he's got L.B.H.S..
Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..
You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S
Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..
You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S
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Get the l my b's mug.SLOBS or Super, Lazy, Obscene, Bastards consists of 4 people: Galloglasses, Mental Myles, Rebby, and Siccer who all live in the same house and get themselves into all sorts of crazy trouble and adventures.
Galloglasses being the serious one is a young Inquisitor who tries to keep and order in the house..rarely achieving this goal.
Mental Myles or Velentfull is a cyborg from an alternate timeline who got sent back in time and for some reason is now living with the other SLOBs, he also has a thing for Reb.
Rebby is the only female member of the SLOBs house, along with her Heartless monster Edna can only watch from the side as the guys of the house make a mess.
Siccer dubbed the Nutjob of the house by the other SLOBs is the dumbest member of the bunch, getting himself into all sorts of trouble he is disliked by the other SLOBs for this reason, Siccer got accidentally shipped to the SLOBs house in a cardboard box which he kept for some strange reason. He also has a strange fascination for pickles and sharp objects probably for his lack of personal safety.
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Galloglasses being the serious one is a young Inquisitor who tries to keep and order in the house..rarely achieving this goal.
Mental Myles or Velentfull is a cyborg from an alternate timeline who got sent back in time and for some reason is now living with the other SLOBs, he also has a thing for Reb.
Rebby is the only female member of the SLOBs house, along with her Heartless monster Edna can only watch from the side as the guys of the house make a mess.
Siccer dubbed the Nutjob of the house by the other SLOBs is the dumbest member of the bunch, getting himself into all sorts of trouble he is disliked by the other SLOBs for this reason, Siccer got accidentally shipped to the SLOBs house in a cardboard box which he kept for some strange reason. He also has a strange fascination for pickles and sharp objects probably for his lack of personal safety.
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S.L.O.B.S QUOTES:
Galloglasses: "WHY ARE ALL YOU NAKED PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN MY COAT!?!"
Myles: "*humps Rebs leg*
Rebby: "You guys make me sick!"
Siccer: "I sense a lot of stupidity in this room....where did everyone go?"
Galloglasses: "WHY ARE ALL YOU NAKED PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN MY COAT!?!"
Myles: "*humps Rebs leg*
Rebby: "You guys make me sick!"
Siccer: "I sense a lot of stupidity in this room....where did everyone go?"
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