Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

King Kong

(Verb)

To King Kong a joint (also known as Konging) is to smoke the whole joint down to the roach in one enthusiastic sitting. Usually you King Kong a joint with several of your closest friends.

Jack: Hey Callen should we smoke a joint tonight?
Callen: Only if we King Kong it.

by Baseless Whale March 14, 2021

hong kong protest

A peaceful protest in HongKong that started in June of 2019, that seeks to stop the extradition bill. The event is still ongoing, and the protest has turned violent due to the police doing violent acts that violate human rights.

Mark: Have you heard about what the police are doing against the protesters in the Hong kong protest.

by FreeHongKong October 2, 2019

king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

by bigboijohns January 15, 2016

Donkey Kong 64

Name of a video game that came out in 1998-1999 for the Nintendo 64 only. Developed by Rare published by nintendo it was a hit game for its time and still fun, holding nintendos first game Donkey Kong Arcade that came out scince 1981 with 5 main characters
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong.
story line: King K. Rool wants to destroy DK Island and has captured DKs 4 relatives.

G1: Wanna play Donkey Kong 64?
G2: sure... but what about G3?
G3: nah... how about G4? he likes it
G4: HECK YEAH!
G1,2,3: WTF!

by MarioPWNS March 20, 2008

Donkey Kong that hoe

When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.

Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.

by Fave000 August 25, 2010

Kongsnot

A term for a thick goopy cum load.

What the hell is all the kongsnot doing in the guest bedroom honey?

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020