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Keiser

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.
"How did the victim die?"
"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"
by Zyte January 15, 2009
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keiser

An elder's word for a vagina
My grandma told me to find a skirt that covered my keiser.
by garin7878778 January 15, 2011
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Keiseling

When masturbating in the shower, insert 1-2 fingers rectally. Repeat until desired pleasure is met.
Last night I was keiseling, when I came all over the ceiling in the shower.
by Aaron6389 December 3, 2010
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Keiser

Adj. or verb. can mean anything sexual or illegal that you do or do to someone else.
"Dude I totally Keisered that chick last night and gave her the Kyle driver."
"Awesome."
by Wasteurshot January 15, 2009
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keiser soza

Myth, legend! known by all seen by none! Kombyashi that usual suspect you dont suspect
well after he left they realized it was keiser soza
by Keiser Soza September 13, 2020
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keisean

keisean is a guy who says his cock is smoll when its actually huge
"keisean said his cock was small he lied my pussy hurt"
by the anal destroyer v.2 November 28, 2018
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kreisel

a woman who has the art of insanity wrapped up inside her.
Whoa! that girl's outta control. Yep, she's a kreisel.
by WUman March 11, 2009
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