Kieft

Family name of European underworld empire, much like the Mafia. Originally from Germany, the Kieft family has descended into Wales, England, Scotland, Switzerland and Australia. Reputedly having strong connections to the Nazis in Germany in the 1940's, the Kieft family has been suspected of involvment in many European criminal organisations and operations. Convicted Kieft family members include Preston Kieft of the Dublin Ashton Gang, Cyril Kieft (Yorkshire serial killer), Frayer Kieft, and three members of the Kieft-Lancastire family after attempting to infiltrate Scotland Yard. A sector of the Kieft family moved to Australia in the late 1980's, supposedly to escape indictment after the family was suspected of being involved with the human trafficking trade, and having strong connections with the Welsh/Turkan drug trade.

"The Kieft family are an extremely formidable organisation, caution is advised when dealing with them"

by Domenica Cruz March 30, 2008

kief lasagna

A bowl pack with thin layers of weed and kief.

I was so ripped from that kief lasagna we packed last night.

by Cloudya January 26, 2014

kiefarita

When your bowl is so fat and kiefy, that the kief over flows on the edge of the bowl, like salt on a margarita.

"Dude you packed us a mother fuckin' kiefarita!! We're gonna get soooooo baked "

by Pablosavage15 July 16, 2017

kweef

When a girl farts out of her pussy.

When a girl farts from her pussy.

by tyler September 1, 2004

Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'

Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Kiefering

To say you'll be somewhere but at the last minute you bitch out and make an excuse not to be there.

Calvin was Kiefering last night but we called him out on his bullshit.

by TheRealBLee May 19, 2017

kief

The crystals that contain T.H.C. from a marijuana cannabis plant.

Kief or crystals when seperated from the marijuana (leaf, stem, flower buds) resemeble a yellow powder.

Kief or crystals can be compressed, heated and rolled to create hash / hashish.

If smoked in powder form the user will experince a more intense high then regular marijuana.

If smoked in hash form the user will experince a more mellow body high

I smoked a huge bowl of kief in my bong when I ran out of buds.

by chuckthefuk January 19, 2006