Kunch

Somebody who eats vagina too much and just plain loves the taste.

Origin: cunt + munch

Joe; You know what!
Steve; What?
Joe; These potato chips taste alot like minge!
Steve; Omfg, you're sucha kunch

by LibbyPwns!1 March 31, 2009

Kutchie

n. A joint. There's not much else to say here.

Pass the kutchie on the left hand side (The Mighty Diamonds).

by Krazykillaz September 5, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

Further proof that this country is fucked.

Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.

by Ollie Oxenfree May 29, 2004

kutcher'd

named after ashton kutcher who would make people look dumb.

1: to get punk'd in any way
2: made to look stupid
3: can be used almost any time somthing bad happens to someone

if u fall for an april fools prank. you just got kutcher'd

by vvvvv April 6, 2007

Kunthavi

Kunthavi is a synonym for tall. Tall as in 5'9" or taller. She will ROOF you. Because she's THAT tall. Yeah. Word.

Woah, your almost as tall as Kunthavi. Almost.
Wowza. You're really Kunthavi.

by jia.is awesome June 2, 2011

Kunch

An action where you go to punch someone, and a foot comes out of your hand and they get kicked in the face. In this case, you use both motions so it becomes a Kunch.

Warning - Often fictional.

Joey: Yeah, I Kunched Bobby yesterday.
Seth: How the fuck did a foot come out of your hand?

by Tom Leet. September 21, 2007

Ashton Kutcher

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.

by Darren May 29, 2004