kung fu

Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu

Wes: I know kung fu, wing chun, choy li fut, and Hung fut = D

by Wes September 5, 2003

kung fu

Cambridge rhyming slang for lighter- kung fu fighter

Oi Ben pass the kung fu!

by robuttt October 7, 2006

kung fu

The art of extreme computer hacking. Also a derogative term to call someone's computer defenses weak. As demonstrated in the movie "the core"

"my kung fu can hack the FBI"

"your kung fu is not strong!"

by iamthefosh January 13, 2009

kung fu

Part of one of the dumbest lines, from one of the dumbest movies, the matrix. Use it if you are trying to mock the fake, Hollywood "kung fu" that Keanu Reeves appears to learn. Alternate use: to mock Keanu Reeves in general.

"I know kung fu." - Neo in the Matrix

by Dain December 9, 2004

kung fu

Best damn NES game ever created, you take on midgets, pink guys who like to hug you, and dudes in blue who through shit at you, not to mention you can kick dragons in the face. the son of a bitch boss will laugh at you if you don't beat him though.

I played Kung Fu on an emulator last night, it was fuckin sweet.

by thebrosef June 2, 2007

kung fu

Cat food mixed with squirrel and ferrets and lots of veggies

I sure can go for some kung fu from that korean place over in china town.

by Grasshopper October 1, 2003

good kung fu / bad kung fu

A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.

(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."

GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006