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Krystof

1. The Americanized spelling of the Polish Krzysztof.

2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.

Krzysztof Polish
I must be the luckiest girl in the world... I've finally found MY Krystof!
by Poppy Corinne August 28, 2010
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Kryptonite drink

An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.

This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol
by Mark Fontaine September 2, 2013
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Keystone Light

Keystone beer is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price, it is popular among college-aged individuals. Keystone can be found in can, keg, and occasionally bottled form.
Am I drinking a can of piss? Oh, it's just Keystone Light.
by macpj March 28, 2008
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Krystyna

Krystyna; Well loved and liked. Very friendly. Beautiful. Sweet and hard working. Very blunt and honest. Shy. Thrives on others happiness. Never gives up.
Krystyna is the sweetest I absolutely love her.
by Krys0516 August 7, 2010
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Kryptonite Wank

A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
by COOLBEAN.S April 2, 2011
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krystan

Great girlfriend! She's so much fun to hang out with and she's never bitchy...sometimes dumb blonde lolz
Krystan is my gal pal!!
by wouldntulyk2kneou July 20, 2009
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Krystina

Krystina is the most beautiful, funny, coolest girl on this face of the Earth.
Dude I want to go out with Krystina soooo bad.
by Gordon Rutledge April 27, 2012
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