Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a secretive guy. This name is given to an intense personality. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, he can turn any conversation around. If you win his heart over (which is very hard as he is extremely attractive to a lot of girls), he will ignore any other person who comes between you two. He is extremely loyal, trustworthy and passionate. Don't mess with him, though, he would do anything for his loved ones. Kristoffer likes dogs.

Person #1: Kristoffer proposed to me yesterday.
Person #2: I'm so happy for you two.
Person #1: I told you he meant it when he said he would never leave me.

by Star Maker December 13, 2020

Kristoff

1- Mex. Said of a person whose mental rate is extremely low.

2- To be extremely idiot.

“ You’re a Kristoff!”

by Chinga tú pito pendejo August 08, 2018

kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual

omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!

by big man cooms June 07, 2022

Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

by SpaceHamster January 05, 2012

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is this really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, just sayin'

this goes for most Kristoffer

hey you know that really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, whats his name again

yea you mean, Kristoffer

by some guy i think May 09, 2017

Kristoffer Ejnermark

Wise swedish man with much hair and a big smile.

"Hi Kristoffer Ejnermark the smart" Thank you!

by Kristoffer den mäktige November 29, 2023

Kristoffer Leirdal

A guy thats very hot and sexy. Has a long dick and is 100% sigma. Kristoffer Leirdal is so sexy even Barack Obama made love with him. He's also black.

Omg I love Kristoffer Leirdal He's my everything.

by KiwiTheKiwi September 12, 2022