kreitinger

someone who is very very stingy, generally a mutual friend that has little respect from others.
"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"

"Shane went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a kreitinger"

by Plumber84 December 19, 2014

Kresching

When a person enthusiastically supports a position that is almost certainly wrong because it is devoid of logic and reason. Said claim is typically wrong because hearsay information is used as a substitute for actual data.

The odds of the super bowl going to overtime are 300-1. It used to be 400-1 in Vegas last year. He's Kresching again...

by KneelOrFeel February 28, 2017

Kwessing

One who utilizes existing friendships and family members to benefit themselves financially.

You remember that Kwessing you took from your cousin?

by 2WheelzOver4 June 12, 2019

Krissing

When questioning a man’s lost virginity. Also used in the place of ‘cap’.

Ayo G be kinda krissing right now 😳

by TheKrissingKrisser March 8, 2023

Thomas Kressig

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".

Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!

by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017