Uncle Kracker

An evil lizard out to get sisters... But when his owner returns grins all "Lizard-Like" and pretends to be innocent. Battle call: "COO COO, ATTACK CHARLOTTE, COO COO!"

"Who's that random lizard chasing you maniacally?"

"Oh, that's my sister's lizard Uncle Kracker."

by BulletWithButterflyWings133 January 20, 2010

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Fire Kracker

A white (non-hispanic) person, usually male who spits nothing but hot bars.

Dam, the fire kracker just killed that verse.

by mrmccoy007 October 23, 2018

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Kidney Kracker

Chugging 2 dews; one through your mouth and at the same time one through your ass.

Yo this guys hitting’ the Kidney kracker.

by Cockdady September 11, 2020

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The Kacker

A slang term for very strong marijuana. The kacker is commonly known to make the smoker cough severely upon inhalation.

Senior: Hey you guys got the kacker!?
Kurt: Standard

by The Achievers January 27, 2013

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contrary to popular belief the term 'fat knacker' is quite often used to insult someone who is not actually fat. But who is stuffing their amply sized gob full of something a fat person would eat.
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.

(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)

WTF! you're going back for another hamburger? you better hurry up and eat that then you fat knacker!

Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004

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